Heard on the news yesterday that they might be putting warning labels on cell phones soon.
Seriously who is going to care? really. cell phones have been out since Zach Morris was attending Bayside Highschool and he still hooked up Kelly Kapowski.
Just become some idiot had his cell phone next to his balls everyday and got testicular cancer doesn't mean the rest of America are retarded...well hopefully.
Now I see little girls with iphones. Dude, remember when pagers were cool? I do. oh the good ol' days. Now it seems like the world is over to a teenager and even adults when they lose their cell.
Putting Labels on things only means one thing these days. YOU CANT SUE ME BITCHES
Whats next? Putting warning labels on a hookers. -WARNING MAY CAUSE STD- tattooed on her butt
C'mon big wigs of America. Let's stop wasting peoples time and do something that matters
